the rise of the jenius

nothing.

2006-11-08T07:38:00.000-08:00

i have nothing to post. but today is my last day. so i have to post something. no, no, jeremy the hot fella is not going to die la. i'll be going to bangkok. so cannot post lah. good thing most of the assignments are done. although still got a lil bit more only. abt..lil only. 4 more only. very little. stupid. byebye. i am leaving. yes. i also will be back la.=)

joke of the day
what is Osama Bin Laden's favourite movie?

"Dude, where's my cave?"

the return of the jenius

2006-10-31T06:35:00.000-08:00

i m back. ok. i didn't go anywhere la. but i shifted house ok. so i didn't have internet connection for one week. i know. everyone's thinking "oh no, jeremy the hot fella shifted where la?" i just shifted from one block to the other..and higher somemore and everyone is thinking " wah, got nothing better to do meh?" my previous place a lot of mosquitoes la. I also know that cecelia cheung has married nicholas tse, but its also for a while only. she says two more years and then she will come and find me and everyone is thinking "find me for what?" i also don't know. you got to ask her. but sorry. i cannot give u her number. And i came online today for the first time in a long time and my blog has a new layout. damn nice right, and everyone is thinking " jeremy the hot fella where can do blog layout until so nice ?" alicia do wan.=)

I got damn alot of assignments man. gila. "running scared" is a good movie and everyone is thinking " what on earth is that?" its a movie la. Anyone want to buy my Superdry Osaka t-shirt?..and everyone is thinking "why jeremy the hot fella wanna sell?" too big for me la.

alicia's and my turtles are growing faster than the speed of light. i m just saying la ok. don't say wah.." you lie la!" "where got so fast wor?" I AM JUST SAYING OK. not for real. they eat fishes now. If you have a kid, please go bring the joker to check if he or she suffers from cancer. serious.

Tip of the day
Do not play with fire.why? after you get burn la.=)

Funny Dip #1

2006-10-23T21:28:00.001-07:00

rumours..

2006-07-30T08:52:00.000-07:00

ok..i know you guys heard of rumours about me marrying avril or something like that. Well, that is totally UNTRUE.! yeah. When she was marrying, I was sleeping..so yeah..it wasn't me. Another rumour saying that Liverpool is going to buy me for 17 million pounds is also UNTRUE. They have not contacted my agent or me..so yup..

singapore was fun.

results coming out soon...woohoo..i do not want to repeat any subject.

i want to win the lottery.

i want to go to Israel.

i have to wash my car again.

Pamela Anderson is married AGAIN.

If u failed your exams and you are scared that your parents will scold you. DO THIS.

Write a letter to them saying that you are sorry. Tell them that you are really really sorry. If you're a girl, say you got pregnant.. if you're a boy..say you made someone pregnant. And worst of all...you have aids. Now you wanna run away with your partner to hide. You wanna commit suicide..

at the bottom write, p.s. everything up there was untrue, I just failed my exams..haha.

Trust me. they will think your problem is much smaller than the one up there. =)

If it works..tell me pls?.wahaaha.. because I don't plan to use it. I AM GONNA PASS!!!!..(i hope)

celebrity sightings.

2006-06-20T10:21:00.000-07:00

a few days ago..i saw marion at the curve..then...i saw sarah tan and jien walking in 1utama, then i saw aznil from A.F at Fridays...then when I went back home ...i saw MYSELF in the mirror...=) yup..i saw five celebrities in a few days. (myself included)

so sarah and jien were arguing about something.. i have no idea what...but from what i have gathered..it was because i was walking towards them and sarah stole a peek at me. and jien got furious..and..yeah... lmfao.=) i mean..she was just trying to look at me.. no need to argue man!.haha

the world cup is a profitable source of income.=)
don't get me wrong..i don't bet..lmfao.

oh ya. my tortoise is still alive. it went M.I.A for about a month and it reappeared back!. its either the tortoise's ghost or it was playing hide and seek with me. no food..had to come out.dumbo.

my car is DAMN dirty. on the brighter side..i don't have to spend hundreds of dollars to change the color. its already turning black.=)

oklah.i m cool.=)

funny..

2006-06-04T05:56:00.000-07:00

funny u know. if u wanna write something about someone, but u wanna hide it from that person?. i mean..what a chicken.?.lol. if u are scared to mention names, then for heaven's sake, don't write. don't give names and try to hide it. you think you're writing a novel?.oops. sorry. i don't see a bestseller on your blog. hahah. must be some crap then. the best if you get all perasan-ted and think that the freaking whole universe wants you to do something. i mean c'mon, when someone asks you a question, it doesnt mean that you are cool or some V.I.P. u know.. get it?. its just so funny..you think everyone needs you as a friend. c'mon, you can't even run faster than a pig. you know..i do pity you. you are so misunderstood, even the pigs can't understand you. i dont' care if you don't like me or anyone that is related to me. if you are so perasan-ted and freaking take offence from this post..then by all means..do .=)

if you got complaints about this post. call 1-800-i-dont-care.

a not so funny post...but oh well..

toilet break.

2006-05-12T02:50:00.000-07:00

i need to shit..but i am too lazy to walk from my computer to the toilet.=) should i walk or should i not? i should go and shit. release all those browniees from my stomach.

i need to get my car washed..

i am still so cool...=)

jody's joke : What do u get when u put an Indian in a river?

answer : blackcurrent

hello, welcome.=)

2006-04-11T06:22:00.000-07:00

i've been doing alot of things last week...college..flea market..fusion excel..yeah..the new company i joined.=) anyway, what if animals could speak? i mean..your dog suddenly said "hi" to you, having a conversation with your dog or cat... or go to the zoo and talk with the animals there. wouldn't that be cool? ...u don't have to buy that irritating machine in shops ..u know when people walk in..it goes "HELLO, WELCOME." your dogs and cats can do that job. maybe even yor hamsters...and it will be much cuter and not so irritatingg....

i m still cool..

i found out there's this half-nekkid thursday...lol..damn cool....i think..

and call me if u wanna make money...hahahhh.=)

its been a long time..

2006-03-06T08:06:00.000-08:00

Its time to update my blog. I am not sure if anyone actually visits my page, but I still want to update my blog. Updating my blog is damn cool. After updating my blog, my blog is updated. So, I want to update my blog.

I don't think anything significant happened in the last month, but there were some things that were not so significant that happened.
1) I still go to college most of the time.
2) Our stall in the flea market at the Curve is still standing strong. ( the wind can't blow us down)
3) I started playing futsal more regularly.
4) My grandmother's maid ran away.
5) I still haven't wash my car.

BTW, I believe you guys have been to the cinema in recent times and you know the Heineken advertisement? The one where MR ARM PITT gets chased by reporters..well, to tell everyone the TRUTH, I was supposed to act in that advertisement. But you know, that time, Mr Arm Pitt was going through a hard time in his marriage, I decided to give him that advertisement. Am I a kind soul?..yes.

I am still handsome..cool..hot...luke warm...

I am broke..

I love alicia..

Everyone should look out for each others kukubird or bird bird or cuckoo bird...BIRD FLU man..=)

19 years of life on this planet earth.

2006-01-30T09:47:00.000-08:00

Well, I have not been blogging for almost a month because I don't know what to blog about.hahah..okay, in other words, I am just too lazy to blog. Today, i turned 19..i don't feel any different (no changes physically, only maybe something grew longer...something ah..not the thing u think but something...lmfao) I watched two movies today. Fearless was a little bit boring but Shopaholic was quite nicee. Oh yeah, whoa, i learned how to play mahjong! hahahh. Natalie and Joey, I will trash you guys soon.=) hahahh..

ang pows are coming just as I imagined, so yeah, that department is good and well. I keep losing to Zul in football matches bets. maybe I shudn't bet with him anymore...

am i cool?. hell yeah.=).hahahhh..

oh yeah, while buying movie tickets with Alicia at KLCC, I was resting my hand on this pole and this super duper hero put his hand on my hand..scared the hell out of me..hahah..then he Oops, and smile at me.=) I choose to think that it was an accident...i mean..considering my hand..super alot of people wanna touch onee..hahahhh!!=)

i still need money. i do.=)

happy deepavali.=)lol....

Ugly Fugly Osamas...

2006-01-03T08:08:00.000-08:00

okay..hello. if you didn't know who am I all this while..well.my name is Jeremy Wong. I live in Malaysia. Its 2006 and aliens still hasn't invaded Earth. Those Ugly Fugly Osamas has decided that 2006 is not the right time to attack Earth. It is said that in a video send to the Daily JupiterNews, Lord Abawi Abuibui said that they are still gathering troops and consolidating before attacking Earth. In another report by the Daily MarsTimes, Lord Abawi Abuibui was quoted as saying " 2006 is the year we will rule Earth." When Lord Abawi Abuibui spokesalien was contacted, it denied the reports. This is a worrying sign for Earth and WE as Malaysians should respond by sending somebody to space to check the situation out. C'mon, the Russians did it, Americans also did it, Chinese pun buat, Malaysia also Boleh lah...=) The problem is, all of the astronauts from the other countries came back in one piece, I hope the Malaysian one will too..

One more thing to watch out in 2006, pigeons!!! If a pigeon come near you, immediately kill it or run as far as you can from it. You never know if Osama gave that pigeon a panadol. If he did, it might explode. So yeah, don't say I didn't warn you guys. Becareful...

College started..bleh.=)

I still look in the mirror and it still doesn't crack...

btw, Blessed New Year people.=)

mcsampah?

2005-12-18T07:42:00.000-08:00

I was at alicia's watching the news on tv and guess what? BIGGEST STORY OF THE DAY. Remaja makan sampah.!. madnesss. They were showing clips of youths goin to the dumps and finding food to eat. Its not because they are poor or anything, they look perfectly normal! Is that the latest trend?.. They supposedly wait for the fast food outlets to close and throw the leftovers in the dumps and they go find it and eat it..super funny man. I mean, what are they thinking? rubbish food taste nicer? Its mixed with all the rubbish and they still eat it...I eat sure confirm lau sai adi..they still can tahan. madness. Every night they probably ask each other "Jom, makan McSampah." or maybe "Lets find mashed rubbish tonight!" Maybe I am not up to date lah.. it might be the latest trend mann.."NO money, GOT food!!"

I was winning eleven's at Ian's and I lost all my matches...hahah..=) Liverpool lost..what a sad day.

christmas is comingggggggg and I am still so cool. thanks.=)

are you omnipotent or impotent?.lol...

exams are overr..weehah.

2005-12-14T01:15:00.000-08:00

Exams are done..isn't that wondeful??..hahah. NO more going to college for 2 weeks.hahah.!!but that would be abit boring tho. So, me being the genius I already am has come up with a list of things to do when you're bored.

1) Stand on the your bed and shout Merdeka three times..at least independence get into your head.
2) Look in the mirror and tickle your armpits. Try to laugh as you look in the mirror. Laughter is the best medicine.=)
3) Boil a few eggs and when it is hard, peel it and play lawn bowling. Teaches you how to throw and hit something even if the ball isn't round.
4) Watch Desperate Houswives and find which wife is the most desperate. Then watch Desperado and compare the similarities. Helps your brain think the impossible..
5) Watch a tamil movie and try to make english subtitles for the show. Also helps your brain think the imposssible..lol
6) Think what is Osama's latest threat to the community..panadols in pigeons maybe?..
7) Get a friend to play musical chairs with you...
8) Run around the christmas tree naked..
9) Ask Ian to dance with you....lmfao..=)
10) Buy Mr. Fuad's lecture tapes and try to understand what he is saying.. u'll never find out.=)

If you have tried at least one of those..you are entitled to 120 cool points.

Narnia is a nice show. Worth at least a watch..Christmas is coming..

WARNING!!!
THIS BLOG IS NOT A JOKE, NOR SHOULD IT BE TAKEN AS A JOKE!!...pls la okay..lol

Marie Fart Bodyline...

2005-12-09T04:20:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered, if you fart more, you will burp less? Farting can be considered an exercise because it clears the channel that connects your inner backside and the outside world. Why people consider farting as being rude? In some countries, if you burp after a meal, it is a compliment to the chef. Maybe if we try farting after a meal, the chef might take it as a compliment also. Both processes releases air except that one is from the bottom and one is on top. If you fart more, you will definitely burp less because I do not believe that you have so much air in your body. Research have been done by numerous scientist and scholars and they have come to a conclusion that FARTING is the BEST exercise to LOSE weight.

One more exam left and woohoo!=)

Joke of the day - This French uneducated man and his wife was invited to a royal function in England. They were eating and suddenly people started thanking and wishing the Queen. Nearly everyone was done and this french uneducated man felt very left out. He suddenly stand up and said, Your Royal Highness, we want to thank you for inviting us from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom also.=) Everyone burst into laughter.

I am so cool. Thanks.=)

tortoise talk? yes? no? maybe so?

2005-12-07T03:29:00.000-08:00

I was wondering if tortoise talk. Bubu and WeeWee always stare at each other like they are talking. Well, if they really do talk, wat do they say to each other? "Hello, I am Bubu, you?" "WeeWee here, nice to meet you." Maybe something like that la. Or..erm. "Have you seen our master WeeWee?" "Not yet Bubu,.. but i heard that he is very handsome." I think they talk about my handsomeness most of the time la (or I choose to think)..=) hahah.

aiping saw my blog and thought it was really nice and she copied my color. LMFAO. Don't dare say that you are bored of pink.=) sara is a very nice girl..hahah.you've got your post.=) lol. I am cool also and I am definitely not trying to be perasan.=)

Tip of the day - DO NOT let a pigeon take a panadol. It might explode.=) lol

his pain, my gain.

2005-12-05T07:45:00.000-08:00

I was on the way to church yesterday at around 9am when this cute little kancil suddenly dashed into my lane. I was going at a more than average speed and yeah, i thought i was going to bang him so I honk him. The cute little fella in the cute little kancil had the cuteness to drive even slower so I really thought I was gonna crash into him when I honk him again and i guess he wasn't trying to be so cute anymore, so he turned into the lane on my left. I wanted to overtake him and look and see if he is really that cute when the car behind crashed right into his cute little kancil. It was the first time I witnessed a live accident man!! I was at the scene!! Well, it could have been me who crashed into that cute little kancil but thank God, it wasn't me. lol.=) Anyways, Alicia and I bought a new tortoise to accompany Bubu after Bibi died (maybe not yet). We named it Wee Wee.=)

Back to the accident, well, I pity that cute little kancil. It was a white cute little kancil and the cute fella driving it maybe just passed his cute driving test. Actually, the car who banged that cute little kancil also quite pityful la. I wanted to go and help one, but i didn't want to cause a jam because you know la, when i walk out of my car, how many people and paparazzis will come and take my picture.=) I didn't want it to come out in the papers, "Well known celebrity Jeremy Wong gives a helping hand a but causes a Major traffic jam." lol....it rhymes =)

maybe if i didn't honk, the cute little kancil would not have gone to the left lane and there wouldn't have been an accident.=)

jenius is not spelled with a j..oh-i-don't-know.

2005-11-30T07:54:00.000-08:00

Of cos i know that jenius is not spelled with a J la. Aiyo, I look that dumb mer? Some people come and tell me " Jenius not spelled with a g wan mer?" " You know how to spell jenius a not?" . How dumb can i get and still breathe?

On a lighter note, I am still handsome. lol. There were three old ladies aged 98, 96 and 92. The one aged 98 was going inside her room and then she forgot whether she was going in or going out of her room so she asked the old lady that is 96 years old to come up and help her think. So the 96 year old went up and on the way up, she forgot if she was going up or going down and she called the one aged 92 to go and help her to figure out. The one aged 92 thought said, " All you old ladies are so lousy. You guys can't remember anything!!!!. Thank God that I am not like that.", then she knocked the table twice and said "touch wood." She then told the one aged 96, "I am coming to help you soon, but after i check who is at the door."=)

If you can't get the joke above,read again.=)

I am handsome.

2005-11-28T14:05:00.001-08:00

i just created a a blog at 2.05pm in the K.D.U computer lab because i can't get into the moral studies website. I am handsome. Thank you. It is 2.07pm now and i am still handsome. Now is 2.08, and i still have no reason to think that i am not handsome. Its 2 more minutes to 2.10 and 3 more minutes to 2.11. I am still handsome.=)