Wednesday, November 08, 2006
nothing.
i have nothing to post. but today is my last day. so i have to post something. no, no, jeremy the hot fella is not going to die la. i'll be going to bangkok. so cannot post lah. good thing most of the assignments are done. although still got a lil bit more only. abt..lil only. 4 more only. very little. stupid. byebye. i am leaving. yes. i also will be back la.=)joke of the day
what is Osama Bin Laden's favourite movie?
"Dude, where's my cave?"
Posted by jenius at 7:38 AM
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
the return of the jenius
i m back. ok. i didn't go anywhere la. but i shifted house ok. so i didn't have internet connection for one week. i know. everyone's thinking "oh no, jeremy the hot fella shifted where la?" i just shifted from one block to the other..and higher somemore and everyone is thinking " wah, got nothing better to do meh?" my previous place a lot of mosquitoes la. I also know that cecelia cheung has married nicholas tse, but its also for a while only. she says two more years and then she will come and find me and everyone is thinking "find me for what?" i also don't know. you got to ask her. but sorry. i cannot give u her number. And i came online today for the first time in a long time and my blog has a new layout. damn nice right, and everyone is thinking " jeremy the hot fella where can do blog layout until so nice ?" alicia do wan.=)I got damn alot of assignments man. gila. "running scared" is a good movie and everyone is thinking " what on earth is that?" its a movie la. Anyone want to buy my Superdry Osaka t-shirt?..and everyone is thinking "why jeremy the hot fella wanna sell?" too big for me la.
alicia's and my turtles are growing faster than the speed of light. i m just saying la ok. don't say wah.." you lie la!" "where got so fast wor?" I AM JUST SAYING OK. not for real. they eat fishes now. If you have a kid, please go bring the joker to check if he or she suffers from cancer. serious.
Tip of the day
Do not play with fire.why? after you get burn la.=)
Posted by jenius at 6:35 AM
Monday, October 23, 2006
Funny Dip #1
Posted by jenius at 9:28 PM
Sunday, July 30, 2006
rumours..
ok..i know you guys heard of rumours about me marrying avril or something like that. Well, that is totally UNTRUE.! yeah. When she was marrying, I was sleeping..so yeah..it wasn't me. Another rumour saying that Liverpool is going to buy me for 17 million pounds is also UNTRUE. They have not contacted my agent or me..so yup..singapore was fun.
results coming out soon...woohoo..i do not want to repeat any subject.
i want to win the lottery.
i want to go to Israel.
i have to wash my car again.
Pamela Anderson is married AGAIN.
If u failed your exams and you are scared that your parents will scold you. DO THIS.
Write a letter to them saying that you are sorry. Tell them that you are really really sorry. If you're a girl, say you got pregnant.. if you're a boy..say you made someone pregnant. And worst of all...you have aids. Now you wanna run away with your partner to hide. You wanna commit suicide..
at the bottom write, p.s. everything up there was untrue, I just failed my exams..haha.
Trust me. they will think your problem is much smaller than the one up there. =)
If it works..tell me pls?.wahaaha.. because I don't plan to use it. I AM GONNA PASS!!!!..(i hope)
Posted by jenius at 8:52 AM
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
celebrity sightings.
a few days ago..i saw marion at the curve..then...i saw sarah tan and jien walking in 1utama, then i saw aznil from A.F at Fridays...then when I went back home ...i saw MYSELF in the mirror...=) yup..i saw five celebrities in a few days. (myself included)so sarah and jien were arguing about something.. i have no idea what...but from what i have gathered..it was because i was walking towards them and sarah stole a peek at me. and jien got furious..and..yeah... lmfao.=) i mean..she was just trying to look at me.. no need to argue man!.haha
the world cup is a profitable source of income.=)
don't get me wrong..i don't bet..lmfao.
oh ya. my tortoise is still alive. it went M.I.A for about a month and it reappeared back!. its either the tortoise's ghost or it was playing hide and seek with me. no food..had to come out.dumbo.
my car is DAMN dirty. on the brighter side..i don't have to spend hundreds of dollars to change the color. its already turning black.=)
oklah.i m cool.=)
Posted by jenius at 10:21 AM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
funny..
funny u know. if u wanna write something about someone, but u wanna hide it from that person?. i mean..what a chicken.?.lol. if u are scared to mention names, then for heaven's sake, don't write. don't give names and try to hide it. you think you're writing a novel?.oops. sorry. i don't see a bestseller on your blog. hahah. must be some crap then. the best if you get all perasan-ted and think that the freaking whole universe wants you to do something. i mean c'mon, when someone asks you a question, it doesnt mean that you are cool or some V.I.P. u know.. get it?. its just so funny..you think everyone needs you as a friend. c'mon, you can't even run faster than a pig. you know..i do pity you. you are so misunderstood, even the pigs can't understand you. i dont' care if you don't like me or anyone that is related to me. if you are so perasan-ted and freaking take offence from this post..then by all means..do .=)if you got complaints about this post. call 1-800-i-dont-care.
a not so funny post...but oh well..
Posted by jenius at 5:56 AM
Friday, May 12, 2006
toilet break.
i need to shit..but i am too lazy to walk from my computer to the toilet.=) should i walk or should i not? i should go and shit. release all those browniees from my stomach.i need to get my car washed..
i am still so cool...=)
jody's joke : What do u get when u put an Indian in a river?
answer : blackcurrent
